Dear Wolf Children,

You might not remember me, ...but I met you both on a Sunday afternoon in 2005. I'm your "Uncle Vic" from California. You're probably now around the age your dad and I were, when we had our little film club growing up in Phoenix, AZ.

I wonder, ...do you know better (at your age) than to steal your "best friends" most precious possessions, and run off with it for more than twenty years, ...and then act stupid and ignorant like you don't know anything about it? That's plan your father and your "Uncle Chris" dreamed up.

You seem like nice kids so I hope your father has been teaching you with words, and not actions. His actions have PROVEN to me that he is made of very poor moral character (a bad thing).

Do you ever wonder why your "Uncle Chris" seems like a slimey-old-creep? ...because he is!

Do you wonder why you have no respect for your own father? ...it's because he doesn't even have any respect for himself!

I wish we were able to have gone snow skiing together sometime.

Regards,

~Uncle V

PS. Happy birthday!