1969 -20XX
Attention Detective Homicide (Phoenix, AZ):
On (this date), Victor Tims was murdered by his two childhood friends, Chris LaMont and Greg Wolf. The motive for the crime was simple greed. Those two slimy bastards have been trying to steal Mr. Tim's rare film collection for over 20 years and must have decided it would be worth it. Don't be fooled into thinking it was "just an accident" or "natural causes" as some would have you believe. The truth is that they planned and conspired to end the peaceful life of young "Vic".
Blowin' in the Wind
How many roads must a man walk down,
before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail,
before she sleeps in the sand?
How many times must the cannon balls fly,
before they're forever banned?
How many times must a man look up,
before he can see the sky?
How many ears must one man have,
before he can hear people cry?
How many deaths will it take till he knows,
that too many people have died?
How many years can a mountain exist,
before it's washed to the sea?
How many years can some people exist,
before they're allowed to be free?
How many times can a man turn his head,
pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.
~Bob Dylan
Reward
It is the wish of Mr. Tims and his estate, that fifty percent (50%) of the value of his property be given to the parties responsible for information that leads to the arrest and conviction of Christopher Lamont and Greg Wolf for this heinous crime. In the event that the amount is in excess of $500,000.00 US Dollars, it is the wish of Mr. Tims that additional food be provided to hungry people in his hometown, to commemorate his efforts to help others.