Shitbag,
What was my answer when you asked me if you can have my film collection? The answer was NO! Even in your bullshit story, I did not give it to you. Right? AND, what was my answer every other single time you asked, or nagged? That's right, my final answer was NO.
Now, how much of a stupid, fucking, asshole do you need to be, to think it would be ok to "take it" and run off like a pussy for twenty years? The answer is still NO. The fact that you're a shitbag is irrelevant.
I WANT MY FILM BACK! If you "lost" it or don't have it for any reason, you need to REPLACE IT. I don't understand why I have to insist that you do this. You agreed that if you didn't return my film for any reason, that you would spend the rest of your life trying to replace it.
But you have done NOTHING to try and replace it, explain where it's at, or ANYTHING EXCEPT run from me like a fucking-pussy!
If you are not able obtain my film or a suitable replacement, then YOU NEED TO PAY FOR IT. I agreed to sell it to you for (and you agreed to pay) one-million dollars. Be sure to adjust for inflation, say 4% compounded plus interest, ...which comes to 1.7 - 1.8, something like that.
Now I realize that you probably don't have my money (because you're a loser), but that doesn't change the fact that is how much YOU OWE ME.
I did not want you to have my film. That is why I did not give it to you. I want to keep it. It has always been worth more to me, than I offered to sell it for. My property, my price. Don't argue or dispute it. No one made you agree to the price, that is the price you agreed to. No renegotiating the price either, now that you've decided to snatch it and run away.
If you can't come up with my property, ...or my money, then you need to give up your collateral. This is exactly why I demanded collateral from you. Because I didn't want something to happen to it and you not have the money to pay for it.
You can keep your life, the lives of your family, and all those other things you put up, but the rights to everything you have, ever had, will ever have, all belong to me now. For myself, there is nothing I would ever offer all that up for, BUT YOU DID! So quit being a welching-little-cock-sucker, and give it up.
It's time to grow up, and OWN UP. You don't have to be a pussy or a shitbag for your whole life.