People are on Earth for the benefit of Chris Lamont

That's the attitude you get from Chris himself. He has a deep-down belief that you don't need to be accountable for your actions.  If you want something, just take it. Loopholes in the law are sort of like a religion to him.

Now, what I'm going to tell you next is almost funny, ...but don't laugh.  It's actually really sad that anyone would have this type of psychosis. Anyway (Chris actually told me this), he believes that when "the statute of limitations is up" that you are automatically forgiven for anything you do. You don't have to correct the damage you do.  You don't have to say you're sorry, or what you're sorry for. All you have to do is hide in a hole until "the statute of limitations is up" and then "there's nothing anyone can do about it". Can you believe this guy?


Wait, it gets better. Chris Lamont backs up his philosophy WITH THREATS! Threats from pussy-boy! That puts me on the floor laughing. It's too much, ...he says that if anyone tries to do anything about it, his BITCH WIFE will sue them! Can you believe that? I haven't heard a threat that good since elementary school!


I shouldn't have to be the one to try to teach Chris La Mont the fundamentals of basic human decency, but I'll try.  It's obvious that Chris grew up as an unloved child, so I guess he's ignorant to this kind of thing. His parents were too damn lazy to spend even a couple of minutes teaching their child.


Here's the apology disclaimer I got from Christopher E. La Mont, with regard to his remorse for stealing several hundred-thousand dollars worth of personal property, walking out on a feature-length film production, running and hiding for decades, and just being an all-around scum-sucking, douche-bag. I quote...

"I'm sorry for anything I might have done to cause you grief, so get over it."

   ~Chis LaMont (aka The Weasel)


I have some bad news for that shitbag. Out here in "The Real World", an apology like that is worth ABSOLUTELY SQUAT!


For an apology to have ANY value at all, first you have to mean what you say. If Chris was truly sorry, he would start by returning my stuff! Then, get down on his little bitch-knees (like he did when asking for the huge favor to start with), and start with something like...


From Chris LaMont:
" I'm deeply remorseful and truly sorry for being a total scumbag and complete loser my whole life. I have treated you and others with such little regard. Please accept back the property that I STOLE from you (while pretending to be interested in film and creative works), under the guise of helping others. My real intention was always to defraud you and take advantage of your generous nature. Please accept all my posessions as a small down payment for the grief I have caused to you and your children. Please also accept half of all my earnings for the rest of my life, or until you feel my debt has been repaid. I would also gladly wash your feet and respect the ground you walk on, as a small token of just how unworthy I am to have ever even known you. "


The day that Chris La Mont starts his apology with something like that, ...is the day that I will start to consider whether I want to forgive him or not.