I, (licensee name) solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support the Constitution of the United States, and that I will faithfully discharge the duties of an attorney and counselor at law to the best of my knowledge and ability. As an officer of the court, I will strive to conduct myself at all times with dignity, courtesy and integrity.
The key phrase here is integrity, and if you are advising someone to steal from a twelve year old child or threatening that child should they try to recover said stolen property, then the last thing you have is integrity. Actually, what you are is a shitbag, tried-and-true.