Lisa & Luke LaMont

What does this theft have to do (if anything) with Chris LaMont's family?

Lisa LaMont - According to excuses given by Chris, Lisa appears to be a real bitch, although I haven't actually met her. She could be a very nice person, but that would mean Chris is a liar.

    
• When reunited with his "long lost" friend, she kept calling to nag for him to "go to bed".

    
• She had Chris cancel an advanced planned meeting, and not reschedule because she "didn't feel well".

    
• Gave Chris "legal advice" that he should lie and steal.

Luke LaMont - This unfortunate boy has "The Weasel" and a "Bitch" for biological parents. That makes him "The Beasel".  I'm sure he'll probably turn out to be a mean, little, sniveling, brat, if his parents continue to set such a poor example for him.

    
• Luke actually belongs to me, along with Chris himself.  This is how I understand "swearing on your life" and "promising your firstborn son as collateral" on a deal that you intentionally defraud.

    
• What kind of father would offer his son as collateral?

    
• What kind of father would then intentionally break the deal?

• MORE COMING SOON!