Believing your own bullshit does not make it true.  Chris, let me tell you the truth: You're a fucking asshole.

 You're the one who disappeared, not me.

I made you swear on your life to return my film after you "helped me" catalog it for two days. Then I "disappeared" forever? Is that right? Where did I disappear to? Did my whole family disappear? Me and my whole family just disappeared to the world of no telephones, never to be heard from again? ...and lucky for you, I mysteriously disappeared so quickly that you couldn't return my property? Is that the way it was? Fuck you.

 If you really wanted to find me, you could have gone to Greg Wolf's parents house.They still live in the same place from when we grow up and would have pointed you to Greg,

I didn't want to "find you", ...you're an asshole.  I just want my property returned.  Why would I go looking for you at Greg's house anyway? You NEVER had anything good to say about Greg. You never acted like any kind of a friend to Greg. You ran off with my film and decided to hide from Greg and I. Every time I spoke to Greg, he said that he hadn't seen you and has no idea where you went.  His best guess at the time was that you were hiding like a little chicken-shit with my film.  So, if you're now such great friends with Greg, then he's a shitbag too.

...who I have been tight with since I saw you last in 1986.

...and when you saw me in 1986 (two years  later), what did you do when I asked for my film to be returned? Huh? Did you return it? No, you took off running from me like a little pussy!

Actually, the last time you saw me was in 1991, when I came to your work to ask for my film to be returned (after nine years!). ...and what did you do then? Did you return it? No, you took off running from me AGAIN, like a little pussy!

 I appreciate you finally getting in touch with me, but this whole thing about the film has completely creeped me out.

  Well, I appreciate you holding still long enough for me to ask for the return of my property YET AGAIN, (after twenty-three years), but this whole thing about you not returning it, HAS REALLY PISSED ME OFF! So quit being such a dickhead.

 Dude, I don't have any more of your film.

Don't call me "Dude", ...dickhead.  I don't believe you. Why should I? You're a scumbag and a liar.  If you don't have the rest of my priceless and irreplaceable historic film collection, then what did you do with it?

 How many times do I have to say it?  You've got all the film that I had.

You can spew that shit from your hole until the end of time, and that will not make it the truth. It just makes you more of an asshole!

 I apologize AGAIN for losing whatever other film I may have had.

You can take that bullshit apology, and shove it right up your ass! If you want to feed me a bunch of shit like that, you need to attach a check for the million dollars you agreed to pay me if you didn't return my film for any reason.

 I didn't mean to disrespect you in any way.  I am sorry for all this.  If I knew it would cause you such concern, I never would have asked for it in the first place.

You didn't ask. You begged and pleaded.  You never had any intention of "helping me" or returning my property. While planning to rip me off, you looked me right in the eye and lied to my face. You swore on your life and the lives of your children, while knowingly devising this scheme to take my stuff and run off like a pussy forever.

Besides, the problem is not that I allowed you to "help me" with my collection. The problem is that you never returned it. In other words, you stole from me. That makes you a thief (shitbag) and a liar.

 YOU NEED TO LET THIS GO.

Do I?  Says who? You? Well, you can go fuck yourself.  How about this, ...YOU NEED TO RETURN MY PROPERTY!  Obviously, I'm never going to be able to let this go, even if I wanted to. So far, I spent more than two-thirds of my life chasing after your dumb-ass trying to get my film back.

I made you a promise that if you didn't return my stuff, ...or tried to fuck me on this deal, I would never let it go or forgive you. You agreed to that. So don't go crying about it now.  You made the decision to be a shitbag.

You are being completely unreasonable.  What do you want?

I want my fucking film returned you stupid fucking douchbag. What do you think I want?!! If you have done something with it, then I want to know what.  Then you can start figuring out how you're going to keep the other half of your promise, ...and replace it!

Threats to my family and friends and legal action is not what I would expect from anyone who says they are my brother.

If anyone has threatened you or your family, ...it was you! You don't go stealing from "your friends" if you have any regard for your own health or safety.  You know very well that I have every right to just kick the living shit out of you, ...whenever I want, ...as often as I want!  So, if you feel threatened you had better just return the property of mine that you stole.

As a matter of fact, I think I remember you telling me, "Don't worry I won't try to fuck you over. If I turn out to be that much of an asshole, please kick the living shit out of me."  Guess what, ...YOU ARE THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE! I suppose the only reason you're still able to walk, ...or talk, is by my good nature.

 Certainly someone who claims to be a Christian and should believe in forgiveness.

I don't "claim to be" anything.  What I said was, "I believe that God wants me to OFFER you forgiveness." I have offered to forgive you. Return ALL of my property, then go on with your shitty little life.  All will be forgiven.  Don't expect automatic forgiveness because you lay a bunch of bullshit on me, ...and keep my property!

You shouldn't speak of things you know nothing about. Have you ever seen the inside of a church? Have you read a single passage from the Bible?  Let me suggest that you do.  Even if I were a good Christian, I'm not a pussy.  I would need to look up the specific chapter, but I believe what the good book says is something like...  "If your enemies attack you, or try to take your stuff, ...respond with much vengeance and show no mercy."   ...or something like that. So don't go preaching to me unless you want me to kick the fucking shit out of you, alright?

 YOU NEED TO FORGIVE ME FOR LOSING YOUR FILM AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

I don't NEED to do shit.  And don't YELL AT ME you stupid fucking dirtbag. If you "lost" the property of mine that you got on your knees and swore to protect and return, ...then you need to get down on your little cock-sucking knees and beg for my forgiveness with a reasonable explanation.

Besides, you didn't lose my film. You STOLE IT, then ran off like a pussy! Now, either YOU STILL HAVE IT, or YOU DID SOMETHING WITH IT.  If you still have it, I want it returned.  If you don't have it, I want to know what you did with it.

Don't try to feed me some bullshit about how you "lost it".  When did you lose it? Where did you lose it? Did you look for it after you lost it?  Ok fine, you really lost it. You really lost the property of mine that you swore to spend the rest of your life trying to replace if you let anything happen to it or didn't return it for any reason? So, have you been spending your life trying to replace the film you stole from me?  Of course not, because you're a fucking shitbag and a liar!

Move on with my life?!!  Maybe you don't understand.  I've had a great and exciting life.  I have done more before my eighteenth birthday than you will probably do in your whole life.  The only thing I have left on my to-do list is settle this with you two (You and Greg) fucking shitbags!

By "Move on with my life." Do you mean that I should now give you my film? ...now that you have stolen it and ran off like a pussy for two decades?  There's no fucking way.  That film was to be my college money, and you knew that.  I would like to go on to other things like school, but you see... some little fucking shitbag stole my tuition money.  And guess what, YOU ARE THAT SHITBAG!  So go fuck yourself.

 My "weak story and excuse" is the truth.

What part is the truth Chris? What single thing have you said that was not complete bullshit?

 You want me to take a polygraph - I will

No you won't. You know why? Because you're a fucking liar! If you took a polygraph test it would prove that.

 I have nothing to hide.

Yes you do. You're hiding the fact that you're a shitbag, a thief, and a liar.

 How can you say you're not angry when you send me an email like this?

Ok fine, I'm angry. ...and not just a little angry, I'm really fucking pissed off! What I meant to say is that I'm not mad. I just want my property back.  I don't want to have to keep chasing you around and begging for the return of my stuff.

 Do whatever you need to do.

What do I need to do? Go ahead and tell me.  What the fuck do I need to do to get you to return my property or give me a straight answer? I'm open for suggestions.  I've tried asking, ...I've tried begging, ...so why don't you just tell me what I need to do to get you to fulfill your promise?

 Until you can put this behind and move on, then we don't have anything else to discuss.

You're right. The only thing we've had to discuss since 1982, is you returning my film. Why would I want to talk to you about anything else? You're a shitbag.

 Friends don't pull this kind of stuff after not seeing them for 20 years.

Do you think we're friends?  I haven't thought of you as a friend since you started running off with my film.  We're not friends, you are just some little shitbag that stole from me and has been running like a pussy for twenty years.  And you know what?  ...although I treated you like a good friend up until the time you stole from me, I don't think that you were ever my friend.  What kind of friend would do what you have done?

 It's not normal.

No, it's not.

 Please forgive me and let your anger go.

How about this... Please return my film so my anger will go.

 I am truly sorry for causing you years of heartache.

Just more bullshit spewing from your piehole. If you were truly sorry, you would make some kind of small effort to make it right.  Instead, you're still being a shitbag.