Here's how fucking stupid Chris LaMont is...

I mean really, this is the kind of behavior you would expect from an six year old child.  Chris LaMont has uncontrollable greed & envy and is unable to face temptation. I only let one person "touch" my ultra-rare film collection.  That person was Chris LaMont and I only agreed to let him to take it for one weekend.  This was only after being his only friend for many years.  The premise was that he was going to help me catalog the collection. Our agreement on it's return was iron-clad and there was to be no excuses, it was not a trade, and it was to be returned in it's entirety.  I was only granting him permission for two days.

From the thousands of hours Chris and I spent together, 99.5% of them were before the moment he took possession of my property. The remaining 1/2 percent was me repeatedly asking for the return of my film and chasing Chris around whilst he made excuses and made it harder and more difficult for me to discuss it with him.

Everyone said that Chis LaMont was a slimeball and should not be trusted, but he had never before done anything against me.  Sure, I knew he was a liar and a thief, but it was usually just small stuff like shoplifting and "little white lies".  I stood up for my friend (as I often did) and showed him the trust that nobody else would.  Big mistake!  I was wrong, Chris Lamont has proven beyond any doubt that he is indeed a scumbag liar, a rotten person, and most of all a thief.

Greed is a great evil and the cause of many problems we have here in modern society.  This is the thing that really pisses me off...  It wasn't enough that I had shared my film collection with The Weasel, he wanted it all. I had not even shared it with my other friends or even my own brother!  And then this dick-head (Chris LaMont) takes it ALL from me and runs off like a pussy-chicken-shit!

I don't understand how his obviously damaged mental facilities operate.  It's not like I don't know who took it.  If he wanted to get away with stealing it, he should not have been a back-stabbing coward, but instead climb through my bedroom window and stole it in the middle of the night or when I wasn't home.  At least then I wouldn't know who the bastard who took it was.

But nooo, he runs away with it like a little girl.  He walked out on our first feature length film production, stole all the collectible memorabilia, and ultimately cost me thousands of dollars and two good friendships.  I don't have to mention that I've never since completely trusted anyone.

Today Chis is still running from me, however modern resources would make it very difficult for him to stay hidden. Before running off again, Chris told me "...your film is just gone and there's nothing you can do about it, my wife's a lawyer and my mom works for the police. Besides, the statute of limitations is up..."  Can you believe that? Lol, what an asshole!  Just like a little six year old girl!

Well Chris, you're probably right in that there's nothing I can do to make you not be an asshole or any less of a pussy.  As for the statute of limitations, ...statute of limitations on what? ...on stealing? ...on embezzlement? ...on conspiracy? ...or, on me still wanting my film returned per our contract? Because as far as I'm concerned, our agreement did not have any such condition.  Get this straight, if my million-dollar film collection is "just gone", then my million dollars needs to "just show up".  Quit being a pussy.

When I finally got to speak briefly with Chris about all this, he tried to convince ME that I had abandoned my most priceless possession in his care and disappeared for all these many years. And now he doesn't know anything about it and claims that he never even had it.  Although, there is no possible way that he is so fucking stupid as to not remember the most valuable thing he has ever had in his possession, or not know what he did with it.  Besides, he gave me a small piece of it back and tried to tell me that's all there ever was.  Where did you get the small piece Chris?  If I gave it to you, why would you return it? No, I didn't give it to you.  By the way, where are the pieces that I did give to you. (You see, I made sure that Chris had a clip from each of the scenes I had).  

Let me explain something else for Chris's benefit.  Running away and making up a story, then convincing yourself it's true, DOES NOT MAKE IT REAL.  You did not steal from Sears or some other large corporation this time, and I have not forgotten about it or forgiven you.  I no longer care about "being your friend" (because you're such a piece of shit), but that does not mean that we're not friends and you keep my film! ...Dumb-fuck!

Get this, ...after all this time, I offered to split the entirety of my collection with Chris Lamont and co-shitbag Greg Wolf. Even though it meant I would be giving two-thirds of my property to two fuck-heads that screwed me over and betrayed our friendship, I was willing to make the sacrifice so we could put this behind us and move on.  The two of them agreed, then fucked me over again and ran off like a couple of chicken-shits, AGAIN!

Chris also tries to convince himself that he has some kind of right to my property.  He even claims that I don't have a right to keep my own property. Here's the difference... I was legally given the film and nobody has asked me for it or made any sort of claim to it.  If anyone did make a claim, I would address it and not just run away with it and hide.  Chris on the other hand, stole the film and wants that to be ok.  He thinks that hiding from me is the same thing as me not asking for it. This is just stupid.  I have asked for it's return hundreds of times, only to be ignored.  And there was never any question that he "got it" from "ME".

I was really expecting some kind of fantastic story about how Chris Lamont and his family had to move off to Antarctica on a secret mission for the government or something like that.  Not this lame story that he has convinced himself of. I had a listed phone number and he did not, all he had to do was pick up the phone and call me.  Or, come to find out, I was only living a few miles away and he could easily have stopped by to return it.

This stupid game Chris is trying to play on me has cost him more than anyone else.  Had we continued to make films together from that time on, they probably would have been great.  The three of us all have great aptitude for it, but without the team all Chris can do is make shitty little low-rate films all by himself. Probably written, directed, and produced by Chris Lamont because no one wants to work with the little pansy.
 

"BULLSHIT" - spewing from Chris LaMont

I thought maybe I'd pick through Chris Lamont's big pile of bullshit...


The whole thing is a bunch of crap, but here are some key points off the top of my head:

• I gave him my film - BULLSHIT

• He has film I didn't give him - BULLSHIT

• We "drifted" apart - BULLSHIT

• He'll do what he promised - BULLSHIT

• I EVER did not want my property returned - BULLSHIT

• Chris is a "big" film producer now - BULLSHIT

• One person's property magically becomes another's if you run and hide with it for XX years - BULLSHIT

• MORE COMING SOON!