Dear Lisa,

Did you really tell Chris that he couldn't visit with his old buddy he hasn't seen in twenty years?

...or, was that just some more of Chris's bullshit?

In the case of the later, did you then give him "legal advice" that "there's nothing I can do about it" and "he doesn't need to return my property"?

...or that he should continue to avoid me? I'm not saying that you're necessarily a bitch, but those are pretty "bitchy" things to be doing.

Listen, I'm concerned for the well being of my collateral. I don't want him to grow up to be an asshole like his father. So, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't encourage lying, cheating, stealing, etc. in the household, around him.

Please also take the time to go take some classes about the moral responsibilty of people in the legal profession. I'm sure they will be of great benefit to you and you will learn a lot.

Best of luck,

Hammerhead