Quit being a thieving sack of shit!

The wrongful taking of someone's property or goods, removing them from their owner's posession with intent to convert them to the taker's own use.

It is suspected that this dumb bitch was abused by her father and the entire high school football team. This must have been by her own choice because she could've left much earlier but stuck around until she was completely used-up. Then she persued a legal career where according to her thieving husband she will defend shitbags and help prosecute children who try to not allow scumbags to steal their personal property without a fuss. Appartently she could not find a quality man to marry so she considers herself lucky to have anyone at all and has settled for a man-boy with no integrity who steals from children, takes credit for other people's accomplishments, and whines and cries when he doesn't get his way. Furthermore, after she learns what an asshole she is married to, she stays married to him because she knows that a "two" (at best) is the best she can ever do and is on-par with herself.