Quit being a thieving sack of shit!

to trick or deceive someone, often by confusing them.

Bribery, the act of promising, giving, receiving, or agreeing to receive money or some other item of value with the corrupt aim of influencing a public official in the discharge of his official duties. When money has been offered or promised in exchange for a corrupt act, the official involved need not actually accomplish that act for the offense of bribery to be complete. The crime is typically punishable as a felony.

Touching a child, in a sexual manner. An act or instance of interference with or violence against a child.

A liar, a thief, a piece of shit who claims credit for other people's accomplishments. Wants to be a filmmaker but can't handle criticism at all. Will whine and cry if he doesn't get his way. Acts like a man-baby. Is basically a little bitch who is dragged around by his tiny little nuts by his butch wife. Couldn't tell the truth if his life depended on it. Favorite excuse is "I have a migrane" (just like a little bitch).

A secret agreement, especially for fraudulent or treacherous purposes. A secret understanding between two or more persons to gain something illegally, to defraud someone's rights, or to appear as adversaries though in agreement.

Someone conniving is calculating, scheming, and shrewd — in other words, sneaky and up to no good. Do you know anyone who is always trying to get away with things? Do they constantly look for ways to get out of trouble or work? Those kind of people are conniving. This is a word for secretive, shifty behavior.

An unlawful, harmful, or evil plan formulated in secret by two or more persons. A combination of persons for such an unlawful, harmful, or evil purpose. An agreement by two or more persons to commit a crime, fraud, or other wrongful act.

Obtain (something) by devious or dishonest means.

Larceny in which the value of the goods taken is above a certain legally specified amount.

Chris LaMont's little bitch. Fucks over his friends because Chris LaMont tells him to. Likes to suck Chris LaMonts dick even though it is very small and almost impossible to see.

Adherence to what is right or to a conventional standard of conduct. Fulfill (an obligation) or keep (an agreement). Honor, homage, reverence, deference mean respect and esteem shown to another.

Sexual intercourse between closely related persons. The crime of sexual intercourse, cohabitation, or marriage between persons within the degrees of consanguinity or affinity wherein marriage is legally forbidden.

The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness. Integrity means being honest and having strong moral principles. A person with integrity behaves ethically and does the right thing, even behind closed doors.

The wrongful taking of someone's property or goods, removing them from their owner's posession with intent to convert them to the taker's own use.

It is suspected that this dumb bitch was abused by her father and the entire high school football team. This must have been by her own choice because she could've left much earlier but stuck around until she was completely used-up. Then she persued a legal career where according to her thieving husband she will defend shitbags and help prosecute children who try to not allow scumbags to steal their personal property without a fuss. Appartently she could not find a quality man to marry so she considers herself lucky to have anyone at all and has settled for a man-boy with no integrity who steals from children, takes credit for other people's accomplishments, and whines and cries when he doesn't get his way. Furthermore, after she learns what an asshole she is married to, she stays married to him because she knows that a "two" (at best) is the best she can ever do and is on-par with herself.