For Sale - Chris LaMont's Immortal Soul

Legal rights to the soul of Christopher E. LaMont

Souls For Sale, Two-For-One Special

Christopher E. LaMont - Full and complete legal rights to the immortal soul previously owned by Chris LaMont. Transfer of ownership is to be "as-is/buyer beware" as this soul is of very poor quality. All offers over $0.75 will be seriously considered.




Luke LaMont - Only one owner! This fresh, young soul has only ever had one owner. Property rights were transfered by the child's father to a trust, where it has remained for over twenty years. This soul has never been used and is in very good shape. Offers should be submitted without delay, as the soul is currently housed in a poor environment and decay is likely to begin.

Financing is available! Current rates as low as 1.98% (on approved credit). Offers should be made in writing and submitted along with a "good faith" deposit of $20,000.00 US, which will be refunded to non-wining bidders at the conclusion of the bidding process.