About The Phoenix Film Fraud

This Website Was Built With The Irrevocable Permission Of The LaMont Family

As one of the conditions of allowing Chris LaMont to "help" me catalog my priceless and irreplaceable historic film collection, he granted to me as collateral the rights to everything he owned, has ever owned, and will ever own including all intellectual and material property rights.

He was also legally obligated to tell his bitch wife that by marrying him, everything she owns and all of her rights also become part of his collateral including my right to name her bitch, cunt, whore, or whatever the fuck else I feel like until my property is returned and his debt is settled in full. Surely he told her that and she must've agreed, right? Otherwise he will have some explaining to do to that skanky cock gobbler. I wonder if he told her about the two first born children clause as well?

Testimonials

How Can You Live Being Such An Asshole?

Jealousy is a ruthless bitch. Grow the fuck up!

Just because others have things you don't have doesn't mean you should hate them for it. Especially when they are your friends. Growing up you had plenty of things the rest of us didn't have and you never hesitated to flaunt it. I had one thing and it tore you apart. Does it make you happy to stare at my precious at night, Gollum?

I Told You I Would Chase You Forever

An "unbreakable" promise is unbreakable. Why would you do this to me? We could have been a good team. You didn't have to be a shitbag.

How Do You Like Your New Website?

This is part of my recovery effort and you owe me $10,000 for it. You also still owe me $5,000 for the first version.

You Could've Bought My Film!

I gave you some film for free and yet you would steal the rest? There were times in my life I was desperate, you could have just bought it.

 

The Unbreakable Deal Sworn In Blood

Details About The Agreement That Chris LaMont Made
  • 3,874+ Frames Of Film In Collection
  • $1M Agreed Purchase Price
  • $2.8M+ Simple Interest Charges
  • $155,740+ Late Fees
 

Chris LaMont Is...

Proud To Be A Pussy!
It has now been   42+   years since you
ran off like a pussy and pretended
to "drift away" with my film.

Letters To Chris LaMont

I did so much for Chris and his family, I can't help but wonder was there another reason why he ripped me off? Was it just because he's an asshole?

Letters To Greg Wolf

Chris was always talking shit about Greg growing up and yet I treated Greg with kindness and respect. Why would he help Chris fuck me over? For no reason?

Letters To Friends & Family

I spent a lot of time with their families. I ate at their tables and slept overnight. What did they tell their parents and siblings, that I just "vanished?"

Liar, Thief, Shitbag, Cunt.

All I Want Is My Property Returned Or Paid For

In the five years before agreeing to let Chris "help" me catalog my priceless and irreplaceable historic film collection, I had been inside four different residences of his a total of several hundred times. I had stayed the night in his home and ate dinner with his family on countless occasions but once he had posession of my film, not only did I never see my film again but I never saw the inside of his house again for any of the decades to follow.

156

Number of times I asked for my film back in the first two years before demanding its return.

156

Number of times I offered to come pickup my film in the first two years and was refused.

156

Number of times Chris LaMont made an excuse and refused to return my film even though he swore to not give excuses.

Trust me, I've tried everything I could think of within reason to try and convince Christopher LaMont and Greg Wolf to quit being a pair of cunts and just return my property. I don't understand why they think they are entitled to it. Nobody gave it to them, they conspired and conived and then stole it and ran away to hide like a couple of chicken-shit little bitches. Over the years I have contacted them many times to see if they have grown-up and are ready to quit being a couple of pussies and each time they hang-up the phone on me, block me by whatever means they can, then run off again like the cock-suckers they are. It is apparent the tame version of this website did not get their attention so I have decided to step it up a bit. If you know either of these ass-wipes, please tell them that stealing is wrong and to please stop being a pair of dickless shits. Thank you.

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Photo Collection Of The LaMont Family And Associates

A criminal organization suspected of larceny, bribery, sexual misconduct, collusion, conspiracy, breach of contract, plagiarism, incest, and child molestation.

Douchey Companies Supporting a Douchbag

The compaines listed below have chosen to align themselves with the criminal known as "Tiny-Dick (Chris) LaMont" and the organizations that he claims credit for, so I have decided to enlist their assistance in recovering my stolen property. Trust me, I would rather not bring them into this if Chris LaMont had not forced my hand. I request that they simply ask him to quit being a lying sack of shit and to return my property and pay the debt that he owes me, at which time I will be happy to remove this website and all the content herein. I greatly appreciate their assistance in this matter. If you are a patron of one of these companies, please speak to them about not associating with douchbags any longer.